Meghan had a really cool homework assignment today: write Odysseus's Resume. (Yes, the guy who Homer wrote about. No not that Homer!)
Either she doesn't think I'm funny, or she didn't get my sarcasm gene. I made a few recommendations for what she should include and I'm sure she ignored me.
My favorite though was under accomplishments:
"Reintroduced Archery to the Royal Court. Led the Reduction in Force of the Queen's suitors."
I know, random.